Isubiramo: Danny Tyree - Urashaka inyemezabwishyu?

Niki gitera iri hinduka ritunguranye? Bifitanye isano nibirenge byacu bya karubone? Ndasaba imbabazi niba nemeye ko santimetero kare 4 z'impapuro zishashara nkayibika mu cyuma cyameza izahiga inyenzi ahantu runaka (kandi ukibaza uburyo utwo dukururuka duto tw'ibigwari tuzitabira an imyigaragambyo ya asteroide).
Nibyo, inyemezabwishyu isa nkaho yororoka nk'inkwavu mu gikapu cyanjye cyuzuye amakarita y'inguzanyo n'amakarita y'impano, amakarita y'ubudahemuka hamwe n'inoti zidahwitse.
Niyo mpamvu mpangayikishijwe cyane nikintu giherutse kuba cyanditswe n'abacuruzi bafite itandukaniro rya "Urashaka inyemezabwishyu yawe?" Cyangwa "Urashaka inyemezabwishyu?"Fata umwanya wo guca imanza!
Ndashobora gusobanukirwa "ukunda inyemezabwishyu mumufuka wawe?"cyangwa “urashaka kohereza inyemezabwishyu imeri?”;ariko ikibazo gikomeye-cyangwa-ntakibazo kirimo gukurura cyane.
Unyite ishuri rya kera, ariko nkunda gufata ubucuruzi nkubusa. Reka guhagarika ibibazo bibaho! Niki gikurikiraho mubijyanye no kubaza ibicuruzwa bidakwiye? "Urashaka gusiga amata mukibindi?"Ati: "Ukunda icyumba kibereye gifite cyangwa kidafite akazu?"
Mubihe byanjye bibi cyane, nifuza kubona "Urashaka inyemezabwishyu?"Umwanditsi yakuyemo terefone yitonze maze yitwaza ko tuganira, nka “Sniper mu mwanya?Dufite ikibazo cy'ingwate hano. ”
Niki gitera iri hinduka ritunguranye? Bifitanye isano nibirenge byacu bya karubone? Ndasaba imbabazi niba nemeye ko santimetero kare 4 z'impapuro zishashara nkayibika mu cyuma cyameza izahiga inyenzi ahantu runaka (kandi ukibaza uburyo utwo dukururuka duto tw'ibigwari tuzitabira an imyigaragambyo ya asteroide).
Kandi, wemeze umukiriya kuva kuri nyemezabwishyu niba ari "bike cyane, bitinze" mbere yuko umukiriya amira Slim Jim, asimbukira mu kabari k'ikamyo ye y'ibisimba maze aratontoma kugira ngo atangire gusukura (kuvuga ibidukikije) ishyamba ry'isugi?
Ubundi, kwanga gucapa inyemezabuguzi bishobora kuba igipimo cyo kugabanya ibiciro. Hey, niba uri mu kaga ko guhomba gutya, ibyiza ni byiza kuri njye cyangwa nzagusunika hejuru. (“Yego, Ndashaka inyemezabwishyu.
Ubundi, umukarani wa Stepford arashobora gukurikiza abigiranye ubwitonzi amabwiriza yisosiyete kugirango atange ubufasha bwinyongera.Ye, niba unkijije ubwoba bwo kuzuzwa mumufuka wamashati bibazanira umunezero, ndashobora gutekereza kuburyo bwinshi bwo kubona umunezero. Isuka yanjye ikeneye bamwe gutunganya iyi weekend, bite byo kuvomera ibihingwa byanjye mugihe ndi mukiruhuko?
Iyo abafasha mu iduka bakoze ibi bimenyetso bikomeye, abakiriya hari icyo bategerejeho? " An I. ”)
Inyemezabwishyu nyinshi ntizongera kuboneka ukundi, ariko ntibireba kure guta ibyawe mugihe ushobora kuba uhanganye na serivisi zabakiriya kubyerekeye kugarura imyenda idahuye cyangwa ibikoresho bya elegitoroniki bidakora neza. (“I ndahiro nayiguze hano. Nyamuneka mpa inguzanyo. Nibyiza, hamwe na cheri. Oya, sinshobora kwerekana ko nishyuye na cheri… ”)
Iyo abadandaza bashuka abaguzi guhura nigenzura ryimisoro yinjira nta nyemezabwishyu, nta kintu na kimwe babakorera. (“Nzi niba mfite inyemezabwishyu, nshobora gukuramo printer yanjye nshya, ariko Zachary hamwe na W akora urubanza rwemeza.”)
Hagarara inyuma, bakarani! Nakuze mugihe "kashe yo kugura" yumvikana.Wakagombye kwishura inyemezabwishyu yanjye mu ntoki zanjye zikonje, sirupi.


Igihe cyo kohereza: Werurwe-01-2022